Tax Wrangler Gifts

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'Survived the audit'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

Internet Sales Tax

Tax - Random Audit

Loophole and Fiddle Accountants

How to Get Around The Tax Grab.

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Eloise! This feller says he's 'a gent named Iris' and wants to talk to us about Texas.'

IRS: 'You can't have it both ways!' 'But I don't want it either way!'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

'Well, the joke's on you -- I don't HAVE $873.91.'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"What does 'FICA' stand for – Financially Insignificant Check Again?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Tax Collector

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

Profit Cowboy

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'The all bad news is, the last check that bounced, you sent to the IRS.'