Revenue Wrangler Gifts

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

IRS, 'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Hey! Nice going - here's your tax rebate."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

Tax - Random Audit

Profit Cowboy

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'