Profit Wrangler Gifts

Profit Cowboy

High Riders of the Old West

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

'...All profits are local.'

The bucks stop here.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

An expletive of editors

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You think they all look like security risks."

Super Homeworld

Tax - Random Audit

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"