Recession Wrangler Gifts

'No more!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

She - Interpreter - He.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sybil Obama

Sulk Shows

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Editor.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

How Many It Takes

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

Diplomacy