Reaction Wrangler Gifts

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

She - Interpreter - He.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Sulk Shows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

How Many It Takes

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Cow Pilot.

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Automation of Security

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'