Reaction Wrangler Prints

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

She - Interpreter - He.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Sybil Obama

Sulk Shows

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

How Many It Takes

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Cow Pilot.

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Automation of Security

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'