Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)
Reputation Wrangler Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with a print that playfully honors their reputation-wrangling talents. A thoughtful reminder of their behind-the-scenes brilliance.
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
She - Interpreter - He.
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'
Sybil Obama
Sulk Shows
"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"
Editor.
"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."
"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."
"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."
Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'
How Many It Takes
"Rumour has it that you're after my job."
"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"
"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."
'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '
Why you must go to work
Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman
'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'
'It's always about you isn't it, George? Wouldn't you like to hear about the terrible day I've had for a change?'
"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."
Literary rain
'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'
The Critic...
Diplomacy
'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'
"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off
"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"
"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."
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