Robot Wrangler Prints

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.

Automation of Security

'�5 per hour'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Robot Quarrels

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"The vibrating is good, but can't you program them to tremble more realistically when I walk by?"

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

'I reprogrammed the cleaning robot so it could do cooler stuff.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Factory line

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

"My programmer doesn't understand me."

"You're acting all frantic and excitable...have you removed your surge protector again?"

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"

Twitter in real life: curse of robot followers

King kong 5 G.

Robot Costume

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

"Blah blah blah..."

Cow Pilot.

The First Martian Dog.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lab Rats

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Robotics Dept. Here, pop in this disc. I'm returning you to your regular programming.

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Two robots are playing table football.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"