Finance Wrangler Pillows

Why you must go to work

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

An expletive of editors

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

Tax - Random Audit

Profit Cowboy

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'It's for you.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."