Expense Wrangler Pillows

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Toastquest!

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

Profit Cowboy

Tax - Random Audit

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'No more!'

Internet Sales Tax

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

'Well, the joke's on you -- I don't HAVE $873.91.'

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"Oh, stop your frettin'"

'Survived the audit'