Waste Wrangler Pillows

'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

New Guy.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I handle chatty people for him."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'