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'Farming over a toxic waste dump does cut herbicide and pesticide uses and costs.'

'No this isn't hell, but it's close. I supervise recycling and rubbish collection for Islington.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

New Guy.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I handle chatty people for him."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

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