Expense Warrior Pillows

Accounting makes a 300 million dollar error, yet they always nail me on my expense account.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Student Debt

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

America's Biggest Export...

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."