Checkbook Warrior Pillows

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Changing Room Decisions

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

E-mail

Pig Bank Hammer

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

The Joy of Cheques

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

E-mail

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

Conan the Librarian.