Checkbook Warrior T-Shirts

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Changing Room Decisions

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Yes, it's report card time again."

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Pig Bank Hammer

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"Don't even bother asking for a raise. He'll just tell you to go to Hell."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

The Joy of Cheques

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'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'