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Fulfilment Centre.

"Considering I punch in and out for you half the time, Larry, I guess it's only fair I keep half your paycheck!"

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Come down here, Wilson, we need to talk about your reading comprehension."

Speeding Forklift

"I love these new regional distribution centers."

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

"You're fired!"

'My nephew needed a job, and this is his only skill.'

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Health and Safety Guidelines.

Loading Cargo at Thames Warehouse

Computer driving a fork-lift in a warehouse.

Climbing up stacked boxes marked this way up

The obvious

Fork lift carries huge box labelled 'Arrogance' in company warehouse.

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Amazon Strike

Dept. Store Warehouse. The undergarments are still back-ordered. Ah, late bloomers!

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

Warehouse Safety Center. No, that's only for the forklift, Ernie. Your computer doesn't need to beep when its backing up.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Hitchhiking in the Warehouse. Need a lift?

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Well, the boss asked what I was doing. And I told him that I wasn't doing what I should be doing, but that I wasn't doing anything that I shouldn't be doing. I guess that wasn't the right answer."

"I'm not as dumb as you think."

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

"You're acting all frantic and excitable...have you removed your surge protector again?"

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