Warehouse Associate T-Shirts

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Why do you need so many computers?

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

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Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Penguin suit fitting.

How would Madam like to pay?

We stock ALL sizes...

Time Clock

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Folding Container.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

Top - Perhaps

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

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