Warehouse Associate Gifts

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Penguin suit fitting.

How would Madam like to pay?

Time Clock

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

We stock ALL sizes...

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Folding Container.

Speeding Forklift

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Top - Perhaps

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Up your end.

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.