Warehouse Personnel Gifts

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Check zombies.

Why do you need so many computers?

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

Information. Innuendo

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Time Clock

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Folding Container.

Speeding Forklift

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Top - Perhaps

Up your end.

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."