Warehouse Personnel Gifts

"Joey, can you help me out here?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Why do you need so many computers?

Check zombies.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Information. Innuendo

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

Time Clock

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"Whoa, dude. You're talking about the hive mind mentality at this company like it's a bad thing."

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Folding Container.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Top - Perhaps

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'