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Supermarket Price Wars.

"There was a half price sale so I was able to buy twice as much."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Crisis Buzz.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

Garage sale.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

Avocado Prices

January Sales

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.