Price-savvy Shopper Gifts

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sale.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

Low income vampires.

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Garage sale.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Affordable housing

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Avocado Prices

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

January Sales