Price Savvy Gifts

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

Sale.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Crisis Buzz.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Money down the drain.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

January Sales

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Avocado Prices

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."