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"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Sale.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Crisis Buzz.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Money down the drain.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

January Sales

Avocado Prices

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.