Savings Savvy T-Shirts

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

"I just..."

'Savings on Merchandise'

"Pop, wouldn't my allowance be better off in a stock index fund?"

British savings accounts

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

"So much for password protected."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Money down the drain.

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