Card Trading Enthusiast Gifts

'These are my rookie cards.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Philosopher trading cards.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Wall Street Lights.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

"Cheater!"

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Diamond Geezer.