Trading Enthusiast Gifts

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"Could you prescribe something where I'd be totally blissed out but still follow the NASDAQ?"

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Wall Street Lights.

'You know, for a second I was worried about which went where.'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"As long as your stock investment club needs a new place to meet, pick somewhere they're all familiar with -- the antacid aisle of the drug store."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Philosopher trading cards.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

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