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Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Modern Major General

"Bravo!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Three Ladies

Shakespeare Street

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Starvation Watching

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Blue Dress

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

3D Theatre

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

Henrik Ibsen

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

And the die is cast!

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Gore Vidal

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Carmen

"They're texting it in."

Bertolt Brecht

Noir kitty.