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"Most opera plots could be averted by some decent therapy."

Mime

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Blue Dress and Feather

Falstaff

Wotan with eye patch

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal