Oral Care Aficionados Gifts

"Gesundheit."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dentists on Holiday

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."