Oral Care Aficionados Pillows

"Gesundheit."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."