Oral Hygiene Enthusiasts Pillows

"Tell me if this hurts."

17th Annual East-West Dental Convention

'He certainly put it in terms I can understand. He gave me a D minus.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Car wash / Mouth wash

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

Floss Street Vendor

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Damn these super powers!"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'