Dental Care Lover Mugs

Dentist hugs a large tooth

'Two cavities, not so bad.' 'I only have 3 teeth.'

Dentist touches a nerve.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."