Mindful Molar Maintainer Gifts

Transcendental Hygienist

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

Client-centered Therapy.

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Toothbrush Superhero.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Dentimony.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'