Mop Master Gifts

Cleaner and sculpture

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"An everything Martini, please."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Important Muscles.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."