Mop Enthusiast Gifts

Cleaner

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

CLEAR!

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Living together, couple in love.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

Carpet Cleaner.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Floor Cleaner

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Hello job security."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Magic Carpet Cleaning

The Movers - Decluttering

Hospital Cleaning.