Mop Enthusiast T-Shirts

Cleaner

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I didn't spark joy."

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

CLEAR!

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Living together, couple in love.

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Floor Cleaner

"Hello job security."

Carpet Cleaner.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.