Marathon Artist Gifts

Interpretive marathon

37 years in the same position.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Marathon costume

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

People liked running things past Michael.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

Athlete

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates