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Interpretive marathon

37 years in the same position.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Running

31. 19. 55.7.

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Congratulations for male runner

Marathon costume

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Athlete

People liked running things past Michael.

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.