Marathon Prankster Gifts

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Court's in recess!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Apple harvest."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

Annual 10K Fun Run

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.