Trailblazing Prankster Gifts

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.