Comedic Swimmer Prints

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

'Synchronised swimming,'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Jumble Sale

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

Model's aspirations

Golf Ball in Nest.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."