Martial Artist Humorist T-Shirts

Cat in a tank...

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

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Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'...and this is the Mess.'

French Army knife

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

Banting in the Yeomanry

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

At a Country House

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Martial Arts

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'