Comedic Dancer T-Shirts

Dad Dancing.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"You've got night fever."

Jumble Sale

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Sweet Jailbreak

Rollercoaster police chase.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Choir wearing masks.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

In, Out and Shake it All About.

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

Singer.

Drunken Ass

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

" 'Over there, over there...' "