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Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Radiator jazz player

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Magic Act

No Instruments Please

Footballer playing for time

Jumble Sale

Sweet Jailbreak

This next song is about facing your fears, which I'll be playing on the ukulele.

Dad Dancing.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

The Acrobat/Musician

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Choir wearing masks.

A orchestra performs in the rain

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

The Theatre of Mime.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Model's aspirations

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'