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'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

Jumble Sale

Romance over the Irons

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that move - Show me something new! Inflatable air dancer tryouts.

Dad Dancing.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

Close... but no Degas.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Everyday Ballet Moves

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"Okay, I get the message."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Choir wearing masks.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Ballet

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'How often does he go on line?'

Singer.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

" 'Over there, over there...' "