Comedic Choreographer Gifts

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Jumble Sale

Romance over the Irons

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Dad Dancing.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Close... but no Degas.

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

Everyday Ballet Moves

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Okay, I get the message."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Ballet

Choir wearing masks.

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

'How often does he go on line?'

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

Singer.

" 'Over there, over there...' "

Drunken Ass