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World Ping-Pong Federation.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

Man fights with his shadow.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

Umbrella fight.

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Blower wars.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Eskimo in Igloo