Comedic Sparring Enthusiast Mugs

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

Man fights with his shadow.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Blower wars.

The evolution of triathletes.

Umbrella fight.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'