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'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"I brought popcorn..."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Blower wars.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Eskimo in Igloo

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Police crime scene.

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"