Comedic Violence Aficionado Gifts

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I brought popcorn..."

Blower wars.

Eskimo in Igloo

Police crime scene.

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.